This particular Saturday was the day before the bird's birthday party. A happy and momentous occasion, that we paid someone else to throw because they have inflatable things and more room than we do. Putting a bunch of 4 and 5 year olds in here would be like putting thrashing ferrets into an ice cube tray. Ain't happening.
No one in Rogers Park cares about my Whole30 goals. No one is impressed. Here's some soup bones and you know what? Here's some neck bones, too. That'll be about four damn dollars. Go away.