Shut up. Right now. Tell me my lists and recipes. Tell me the health benefits. Tell me all kinds of stuff...except how to complain. NEVER tell me how to complain. That way lies madness.
I am a mountain eater. I am the stuff of nightmares.
I just bought a case of baby food, rinsed out two jars and filled them with ranch dressing to chug. EVERYTHING IS TOTALLY NORMAL.