https://www.corrbette.com/writing daily 0.75 2024-02-14 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1481919240874-D4ULJOU67VWK0N1ZWCJB/image-asset.jpeg Writer Stuff "Pogo Bounce is not intended for children, adults, dogs, cats, or decoration. Pogo Bounce is an officially licensed trademark from some guy named Larry. Larry is not responsible for any injuries caused by the reckless marketing of Pogo Bounce, especially in New Mexico and Washington DC, where it is advertised as currency. Use Pogo Bounce responsibly or avoid it altogether." https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/ca9e3017-3fa7-4aef-aff7-c5483fc68a47/4800+Copy+of+Gen+x-2.png Writer Stuff - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1482377874556-QVJNWVOFJTCNBD31AT4A/Screen+Shot+2016-12-16+at+11.29.10+AM.png Writer Stuff "Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the playroom - it is! Fishing for sharks isn’t normally something you want kids to do, but this beautiful bamboo game by Hape will make you wish you had a bigger boat. Each player has to hook the sharks that match the color of their fishing rods, and it’s up to them to figure out new ways to do it. Shark Fishery is great for problem solving and fine motor skills for 1-4 players, ages 3 and up. This one’s a catch!" https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1481912836398-413JRQIE3LW3KI31CH5L/image-asset.png Writer Stuff "Right after saving a multitude of puppies and nuns from a burning bus en route to an orphanage, The Factory Theater decided that creating shows would be even more rewarding than heroism. That would be an awesome story. Truth is, most Chicagoans created theater companies because they didn’t want to wait for the right kind of shows to appear – they wanted to make them. The Factory was no exception to this rule, but they took it a step or ten further. The Factory was going to create their shows from scratch, doing exactly the kind of theater they wanted to do. Almost 25 seasons later, the formula seems to be working. From writing workshops to the closing night bash, the process ensures The Factory shows are a unique experience that fits their exacting standards: Original, Bold, and Full-Tilt. The shameless ensemble are ambassadors of a good time, making certain that Chicago remains heartily entertained. Yeah, this is a better story than that burning bus. Trust." https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/e6849f2a-ef4d-405e-9d33-27f462293a2d/Logo2.jpg Writer Stuff - Make it stand out Our mission: your best vision. 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WHY MAKE IT TASTY IF I CANNOT EAT IT am I yelling? My God, I am so sorry. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1601334632475-OZMWIT8F8FRNMBISSUZ8/CarCeviche.jpg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - 28 Days of Future Past Carviche, or, The Taste of My Tears. (It was actually delicious) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1601332565705-W98VVXH66L7E27DL51SY/FailBurger.jpg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - 28 Days of Future Past I took them out of the oven and I just knew: these were a goddamned mistake. Oven to table, table to trash. https://www.corrbette.com/biscuitfortune/2020/8/26/28-days-plater-days-3-amp-4 monthly 0.5 2020-08-31 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1598483857257-BEE2329S4YDS76CDND6T/SalmonEggToast2.jpg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - 28 Days (P)Later: Day 3 (New Phone, Why Dis?) (whispers) I love yooooouuuuuu… https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1598842714150-ODPX176VRDDYXGALUSYT/ArticleImage_5Steps_Final.jpg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - 28 Days (P)Later: Day 3 (New Phone, Why Dis?) To plan: 1. place vegetables in front of you with no discernible reasoning or order, and drink soup right from the pot with a ladle so you feel like a very wealthy giant. 2. Enjoy sweater. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1598484455954-OX3RNKU7KES8EUINJM3I/SalmonEggToast.jpg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - 28 Days (P)Later: Day 3 (New Phone, Why Dis?) WARNING: SEXUAL CONTENT https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1598843644085-OVBX4PPL90O3KGDL5KIO/Curry.jpg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - 28 Days (P)Later: Day 3 (New Phone, Why Dis?) I swear it was more delicious than this looks. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1598486793066-D296ZI00C69DG6SQZN4E/Salad+Mussels.jpg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - 28 Days (P)Later: Day 3 (New Phone, Why Dis?) We can have olive oil so long as it isn’t cooked with, so the oil from this? Instant delicious dressing. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1598843457171-PUGARKWMF0PJMXC9DPQG/Curry+Veggies.jpg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - 28 Days (P)Later: Day 3 (New Phone, Why Dis?) Taste this very incomplete rainbow. https://www.corrbette.com/biscuitfortune/2020/8/25/28-days-plater-the-first-days monthly 0.5 2020-08-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1598396293191-JQTZ04WQYKXJJDRDGLDB/green-tea.jpg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - 28 Days (P)Later: The First Days Look at how Not Coffee this is. LOOK AT IT. 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The End...Sorta. He still has a sense of humor, however, so he gives your high ass chopsticks to use. Joke's on him. You use them as mini shovels to pour the food into your gullet. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494978171107-A2OI61GD333FJL0XKALO/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 22 - 30. The End...Sorta. It's swimsuit seasooooooon! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1496507713094-6J8D5LQOFHH1JT9OZ7DE/IMG_5379.JPG Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 22 - 30. The End...Sorta. The likeness is uncanny, really. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494979057674-XD7BMPCRLDN14I5EZZJV/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 22 - 30. The End...Sorta. You can see this is my icing station. I live on the couch now. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1496508346727-NV563IK5JVZIH705O40K/IMG_5361.JPG Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 22 - 30. The End...Sorta. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1496508380810-P3DGVVAEFXS4KFR04MFA/IMG_5360.JPG Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 22 - 30. The End...Sorta. https://www.corrbette.com/biscuitfortune/2017/5/9/ynbpyykd1l5jr05104nnkgkvzjsrqk monthly 0.5 2017-05-12 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494600359869-S5CHJ01SYKDJJ5GMNX25/image-asset.png Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 19-22 (Penultimate Post) Only you understand me, butter. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494601558501-A9NF84BLF81MIEAB7Z00/IMG_5333.JPG Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 19-22 (Penultimate Post) Can you eat with all the colors of the wind you'll break later? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494514327865-7EBCL7X30JWWTL7MLG0C/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 19-22 (Penultimate Post) "I AM SO HAPPY WE ARE EATING THIS WAY. WE LOOK GREAT." "I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY." "WE AWAIT THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH." https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494514846700-UFH8LZW0W1ESE85HNWSO/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 19-22 (Penultimate Post) mmmmm ballllsssss https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494599299115-91WRXBPV5PUJYSZWOT34/IMG_5338.JPG Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 19-22 (Penultimate Post) I will cut a Goldilocks if she touches this. Please believe that. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494515902795-1UJ0ERJJ7WSHDYPZBESA/IMG_5332.JPG Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 19-22 (Penultimate Post) Basket o nuts https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494513963201-C5L7PA0NKEU127AV2PA4/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 19-22 (Penultimate Post) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494514991470-XSN5KV70137QA54S06GJ/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 19-22 (Penultimate Post) Breakfast of Neurotic Champions https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494600504134-CT5R2YCBNNOT1NXC9HAE/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 19-22 (Penultimate Post) My heart slows down when I eat it. I think it just does that so it won't be too loud and disturb me while I eat this, you know? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494515118433-JNY31NRD19KE2YIXE250/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 19-22 (Penultimate Post) I mean. These with stuff in them. Duh. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494353855144-EJHGPVUCR6VSTOD8KG12/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 19-22 (Penultimate Post) Well. Not this. I didn't eat it like this out of the Cuisinart. That's silly. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494515344334-ITR1Y3Z45W4WIQSWRC9V/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 19-22 (Penultimate Post) Terrible. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494515490061-YGSR71BKXP74AHXZQVIH/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 19-22 (Penultimate Post) Muaahahahahahaaaaa. https://www.corrbette.com/biscuitfortune/2017/5/5/thirty-days-in-the-whole-days-15-18 monthly 0.5 2017-05-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494162655438-2GA9HY86O3JT4PIT6BTK/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 15-18 Chicken, sweet potato, spinach scramble? Yes. Yes I will, thank you. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494008722518-86G43RLY5IWO0RV50DDM/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 15-18 Beautiful, fried bullshit. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494120554111-4GAZU6A0LCKIMKSXT2CM/fries.jpg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 15-18 Just let me live like this. Can I live? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494008499876-CLPHT9L08LOZYE5NXJOY/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 15-18 This, on the other hand, is THE business. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494182930173-T0Q41KN4IFJWIW7THG68/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 15-18 Why you gotta be so pretty? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494181871179-6R77LB6BHJAB2CT01XJN/IMG_5298.JPG Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 15-18 It never stops. Never. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494121388060-WSTF61C0ZEZ42HQ97JQX/image-asset.gif Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 15-18 Ok, great, you love it. Have a wonderful day! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494162607371-ULELIM3W51QZZ2ELQH8P/IMG_5314.JPG Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 15-18 Siiiigh. It's so good. This is their hash, only no Manchego cheese and replacing the coffe-braised bacon with avocado. And a choir of angels. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494183926867-AFX56CVHH38Y47X3HBD2/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 15-18 Please bury me in this. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1494121760552-WL5K6X387LFTQPXTSSLK/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 15-18 Little wilted spinach and homemade red pepper sauce? Come on. https://www.corrbette.com/biscuitfortune/2017/5/1/thirty-days-in-the-whole-day-14 monthly 0.5 2017-05-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493672603219-ZZS8TN4Z5YMJU6QUS8HC/image-asset.gif Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Day 14 I have SO MUCH SHUT UP FOR THIS. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493674959155-DNU9BPJS0MO7DFWJ4EYL/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Day 14 ALL OF IT. I MADE ALL THE STOCK. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493674113321-5VLSMKVMM69HV12A5GVZ/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Day 14 Roast beef sliders. LOOK AT HOW FLIPPIN CUTE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493673907534-9OLSEWNDPCS4A3BS4R1H/image-asset.gif Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Day 14 Footage from the scene. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493674611218-Q4ECQ22E10HTPS4GWE6U/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Day 14 You'd think this glass would taste better. Nope. Just...like Windex and shame. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493673058628-BX3MYQT9DVCS0WC7RNNH/image-asset.gif Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Day 14 With my eyes. And then my hands. And then with fire. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493674896021-NDCV7MDNDRCDMORWFL01/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Day 14 Sure, but how much does that make? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493675090866-0F1DVT8WKF9BWV8H88YH/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Day 14 HELLO, GORGEOUS. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493674534006-BP0QC2M7CGHYN1KYPRDC/IMG_5284.JPG Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Day 14 LOOK AT ALL THIS BULLSHIT. https://www.corrbette.com/biscuitfortune/2017/4/28/thirty-days-in-the-whole-days-12-13 monthly 0.5 2017-04-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493408179844-DCFELZQH9PTGLVMHOU4K/image-asset.gif Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 12 & 13 Always. Even with ridiculous foods in your fucking basket. You always shine. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493408387002-G15S1EXD5FPVI1APOULU/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 12 & 13 One of these things is not like the other, one of these things does not belo-- MEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAT. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493486097374-4GUO396I1HYY37X33O9W/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 12 & 13 Awww....wait. How many hardboiled eggs on white bread IS that? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493484445108-LIVDAZ3DW187EZB5A7H3/IMG_5268.JPG Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 12 & 13 Eeees sooooo teeeeeenyyyyyyyy. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493483308778-W7O5HNMPOHJXFYAXWDXE/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 12 & 13 They're free of quotation marks...just being themselves, you know? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493407039289-P5QEP4HJJTZEPN5L97PB/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 12 & 13 I know. She's beautiful. But she's so much more than that! We're in love! https://www.corrbette.com/biscuitfortune/2017/4/26/thirty-days-in-the-whole-days-10-11 monthly 0.5 2017-04-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493402716371-O1Q2D1EC9HKZGTJGAOJ0/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 10 & 11 Damnedest thing. It tastes like coconut oil and coffee. A revelation. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493402537318-QCPYQTCC5HI81ZQO55BT/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 10 & 11 Here she is writing her Christmas list last year. Precious. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493403141269-2CQUEPE3W459QKIFVPX7/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 10 & 11 I mean. That's just fucking adorable. It's also fucking forbidden. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493245238490-QHGVOXJUUVBEL6B5D8Q4/image-asset.gif Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 10 & 11 I was gonna stress out some more about trivial shit. WAIT! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493403463197-FCEIH5UHE9XMPEBAW8AO/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 10 & 11 I used the black and white so you could see the steam pouring out of this vegetable cauldron ten minutes after it came out of the oven. Also, you can see how damned late we're having dinner. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493246159193-HF8QHCLQL3OJ75XF2E8P/maxresdefault.jpg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 10 & 11 This adorable kid and his toy reviews? They've basically ruined my life. RUINED, I SAY. I GET IT. YOUR PARENTS ARE LOADED. GO AWAY. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493245360099-2N3QZQROGST60DIHFY8I/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 10 & 11 Once again, if there was bread under this and cheese on top of it, it would be perfect. https://www.corrbette.com/biscuitfortune/2017/4/24/thirty-days-in-the-whole-days-8-9 monthly 0.5 2017-04-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493136207508-N5HFQVYED54EJ6PSSVZB/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 8 & 9 Delicious! But alsssssooooo... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493138575834-SB7G7JUBK1IHUP2G8CPS/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 8 & 9 Sweet Christ on Toast. Mmmmm. Toast. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493064545116-TZ62NBZA2IHCUHXMRHVR/article221_5.png Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 8 & 9 Soft boiled eggs are great for dipping things into. Like bread. With butter. That's been deep fried. You know what they're terrible for? Peeling and putting into soup. They're just the worst possible candidates for that job. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493064131485-VDYC2ZH81WONXLODXLDB/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 8 & 9 Imagine a bunch of feral chewing noises and then a confused grunt as I looked up from this, realizing I had to take a picture. You now know what happened. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1493139512202-ZEJ0YRLS7Y0T8XMY12UP/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 8 & 9 Obviously, I'm kidding. Bacon can't remember things. And do you know how hard it is to get Whole30-approved bacon? https://www.corrbette.com/biscuitfortune/2017/4/22/thirty-days-in-the-whole-days-6-7 monthly 0.5 2017-04-22 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1492880000834-0P55211RPKKE9YMVMWAH/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 6 & 7 What a lovely...yellow...orange...lunch. (It was actually delicious. I can't photograph food, y'all.) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1492879396529-WC31RW5YONWLYICDJBQG/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 6 & 7 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1492879082448-KJMDX9199X9SYBUO57PG/IMG_5218+2.JPG Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 6 & 7 What's wrong? Where are you going? ARE YOU GOING TO GET MORE MAYO? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1492879239014-Z90GMA7F6GYZKYZNGN6F/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 6 & 7 Next up on "Fattest Kitchen," A Heartbeat: Who Needs It? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1492878868746-EN5ZPKBDKU4GPRMOV25F/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 6 & 7 Creative impulses and feelings are squashed and shredded like so many sweet potatoes. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1492879604119-MFUPNH1MNRWC3IEME1QQ/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 6 & 7 OH NOES. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1492879737009-T7FIFUGS1R1FBQRC21Z4/image-asset.jpeg Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 6 & 7 Shredded perfectly after I ate all the crispy parts with my bare hands. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5852e0d920099e8c3ec35a5f/1492878589279-T4NXNS1AIEXMZX4YUCFR/image-asset.gif Blog: Biscuit Fortune - Thirty Days In the Whole - Days 6 & 7 NO! 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